Good lord, what fresh hell is this? Firelord has submitted not 1 but 2 crap games, while missing the strict deadline I set. Which he has clearly ignored. I could do with something fun to do for a bit after a stressful day at work, so lets hope the Quality of these two games makes up for this tardiness.
Hint - it doesn't.
In Firelord's own words....
Your Wait is over! With the help of AI* you can now design the Kitchen AND the living Room of your dreams!
I'm sending you not one but TWO (yes 2) utilities that are part of the 10D Design Suite. The first utility was 10D bathroom Design and was submitted in last year competition where it stood among the best programs!
After 2022 your toilet will NEVER be the same! Now also
your kitchen and living room will NEVER look the same!
Have Fun!
*I used AI to modify the Bathroom Design code and manual!
** There was extensive testing of the product named EmulatorJS
PS. I was planning on sending another masterpiece but did not have time for it. The little time I had I decided to follow the oldie and goldie recipe : make sequels! I used chatGPT and told it to modify the text of the source code plus I use it to help me with the manual.
Btw, did you manage to play Adventures of Dr. PSSST?
Back to my review
Firelord is something of a veteran when it comes to crap games. Here he has made a sequel to a game from last year, but the twist is he has used AI to help him. In a very limited way.
What we have here is two almost identical games, with two very similar manuals that have been drafted with the help of AI. Both are terrible in every way. BUT he used AI.... Well two can play at that game:
MY AI review:
Rating: 1/10
10D Design Suite 2023is an absolute disaster of a computer game that attempts to simulate the exciting world of kitchen design but fails on every conceivable level. From the moment you start playing, it becomes painfully apparent that this game is nothing short of a digital nightmare for anyone seeking an enjoyable gaming experience.
The graphics are reminiscent of a bygone era, not in a nostalgic, charming way, but rather in a "I can't believe this is is happening to me (again!) kind of way. The purely text based mess that attempts to pass as design game looks like it was itself designed by someone with a limited understanding of basic design principles. The most avid fans of retro aesthetics would cringe at the sight of this game.
The gameplay is equally disastrous. Navigating through the clunky interface feels like trying to cook a gourmet meal blindfolded. The controls are unresponsive, leading to frustrating moments as you attempt to pick items from a list, only to watch in horror at the games repetitive and mind numbing menus.
The non-existent customization options are a major letdown. Instead of offering a diverse range of furniture elements to choose from, the game provides a handful of poorly designed items that all seem to belong to the same tragic era of design. Want a sleek, modern kitchen? Too bad, you're stuck with a mishmash of mismatched colors and awkwardly shaped furniture.
The sound effects, if you can call them that, are a cacophony of annoyance (Very true!!). The grating noise of a monotonous loop of generic beeps is an audio experience as poorly crafted as the rest of the game.
Adding insult to injury, the game lacks any sense of progression or purpose. There are no challenges, goals, or rewards for enduring the agony of designing your virtual rooms. It's as if the developers forgot that the essence of a game lies in the enjoyment and sense of accomplishment it provides.
In conclusion, 10D Design Suite 2023 is a prime example of how not to design a computer game. From its abysmal graphics to its infuriating gameplay, this nightmare is an insult to gamers and interior design enthusiasts alike. Save yourself the agony and steer clear of this disaster of a game.
Final thoughts
CrapGPT more like.
Appendix A: the manuals
The manual (number 1)
Living Room 10D Design: Where Comfort Meets Creativity!
By Firelord Quality Products 2023
**Introduction**
Have you ever contemplated the universe from the cozy confines of your living room? Well, we have! Introducing Firelord Quality Products' latest masterpiece - the Living Room 10D Design game, where your comfort and creativity collide in a cosmic dance!
**Stages of Comfortable Creativity**
1. **Practical Lounging:** Enter with a mission - to relax without a worry.
2. **Creative Contemplation:** Stare at your favorite spot or the exit door to unlock the gates of artistic relaxation.
3. **Memory Lane Meandering:** Reflect on your chilling endeavors as you exit, turning ordinary evenings into extraordinary memories!
**The Problem & Solution**
But what if your living room doesn't match your chill vibes? Fear not! Living Room 10D Design is here to the rescue! We add 7 more 'D's to 3D design, bringing your relaxation haven to life!
**Description**
This program goes beyond 3D, incorporating your imagination (the 7Ds). No other design program dares to compete with your unique vision. Firelord Quality Applications use groundbreaking algorithms, ensuring your living room design is as close to your daydreams as possible.
**Manual**
1. Input your living room dimensions.
2. Download a unique list of items for your comfort kingdom.
3. Select your items.
4. Let the program create a list of what fits the vibe.
**LEGAL ISSUES**
Free/demo version alert! Design more than one living room? Buy the right license.
**License Cost:**
- 1 Design: Free
- 2 Designs: $5
- 5 Designs: $10
- 10 Designs: $20
- 100 Designs: $50
- Unlimited Designs: $1000
Get the Full 10D Design Suite (includes the program) for just $100!
**Opinions/Scores**
- Interior Design Magazine: 101% - "Best software award"
- Chill Master: "Absolutely lit!"
- Feng Shui Guru: "Harmonious vibes!"
- TV Couch Critic: 99% - "99% Crap"
- Home Makeover TV Host: 99.8% - "Ohhh. New design sensation!!"
- Vintage Furniture Collector: 1% - "This doesn't match my retro lamp collection!"
Living Room 10D Design - Because your living room deserves the comfiest spot in the house!
The second manual
Kitchen 10D Design: A Culinary Revolution!
By Firelord Quality Products 2023
**Introduction**
Ever wondered why some of your best culinary creations come to life in the kitchen? We did too! That's why Firelord Quality Products proudly presents the Kitchen 10D Design - a revolutionary game that takes kitchen creativity to a whole new dimension!
**Stages of Culinary Brilliance**
1. **Practical Cooking:** Enter with a mission, leave without a mess.
2. **Creative Cooking Burst:** Stare at your ingredients or the exit door to unlock the gates of culinary imagination.
3. **Recipe Recall:** Reflect on your cooking endeavors as you exit, turning ordinary meals into extraordinary feasts!
**The Problem & Solution**
Stage 2 is the creative hotspot, but what if you're not happy with your kitchen's design? That's where Kitchen 10D Design comes to the rescue! We add 7 more 'D's to 3D design, bringing your culinary imagination to life!
**Description**
This program goes beyond 3D, incorporating your imagination (the 7Ds). No other design program dares to compete with your unique vision. Firelord Quality Applications use groundbreaking algorithms, ensuring your kitchen design is as close to your wildest culinary dreams as possible.
**Manual**
1. Input your kitchen dimensions.
2. Download a unique list of items for your kitchen.
3. Select your items.
4. Let the program create a list of what fits.
**LEGAL ISSUES**
Free/demo version alert! Design more than one kitchen? Buy the right license.
**License Cost:**
- 1 Design: Free
- 2 Designs: $5
- 5 Designs: $10
- 10 Designs: $20
- 100 Designs: $50
- Unlimited Designs: $1000
Get the Full 10D Design Suite (includes the program) for just $100!
**Opinions/Scores**
- Culinary Magazine: 101% - "Best software award"
- Gordon Ramsay: "Bloody brilliant!"
- Julia Child: "Magnifique!"
- Microwave Enthusiast: 99% - "99% Crap"
- Cooking Show Host: 99.8% - "Ohhh. New cooking sensation!!"
- Retro Cook: 1% - "This doesn't work with my vintage blender!"
Kitchen 10D Design - Because your kitchen deserves the best flavors in the house!
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